Best Craigslist Missed Connections

Complex Workout Room — M4M

You and I were the only ones working out. I’m older; you’re tall, handsome, shaved head, quite fit and wearing a head set. I’d certainly like to get to know you and grab coffee. Or maybe you could give me a few pointers on my workouts or maybe more? If you see this, and I doubt it, what were you working out on and what color of shorts and shirt were you wearing?

Jiffy Lube — W4W

You were really cute. You work there and I came in about a month and a half ago for an oil change. I was wearing a leather jacket and ripped blue jeans. You seemed interested, just by the look you gave me. I couldn’t do much considering my grandparents were right there. I’d like to talk to you if you ever see this.