8 matrons a-spanking
I haven’t really been affected by the unbearable heat this summer ... well, except for the sloshing crevice between my cheeks where I found George Clooney...
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Authorization
Gay Agenda
Male strippers, voyeurism and wickedness
A few issues back I mentioned I was planning a trip to a rural community outside Omaha, Neb. Well, I’m happy to report I've returned home unscathed. Other...
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A month of marinating and merrymaking
Did you catch that riveting news story on ABC 4 News about pheromone parties? ... Please girl, I’ve been doing pheromone parties for decades, but using a...
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Living Olivia (or Her Land Down Under)
The title of my first stage musical, which will be based on the life of Olivia Newton-John, is Living Olivia (or Her Land Down Under).
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Spirit fingers and other vibrators
My friends Jer and Jeff moved several months ago from the gay glitz and glamor of West Hollywood to the Deliverance.
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Filthy and fashionable
To my discomfort, like when I haven’t had enough fiber, I learned Gordon Ramsey will have yet another obnoxious reality show starting soon called Hotel Hell...
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Kings, English
Finally, Krishna devirginized me on March 24, 2012, at 1:13 p.m., in the Lotus Temple, atop a grassy knoll. That sounds sacreligious, but I’m a...
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The boob tube, and more
There’s plenty of fabulous community arts and social events to check out, as well as two upcoming programs on the boob tube. And on that nipply note, I want...
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I loved the ’80s
A couple of weeks ago my friends dragged me by what little (contrary to popular rumor) hair I have on my rear end to Shoe Carnival where I ran into Dennis...
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Dependent arising
By the time you read this, Valentine’s Day will have passed. By the time I wrote it, because of my deadline, Valentine’s Day had not yet arrived. But let me...
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