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Posted by Petunia Pap Smear on May 23, 2013 in The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear | 0 comments

The tale of wake me up before you go

The road to the Pride Parade is fraught with danger and excitement. It’s Pride time again and as the Matrons of Mayhem and I prepare our float for the pride parade, I’m...

Posted by QSaltLake Staff on Apr 18, 2013 in The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear | 0 comments

The tale of a river runs through it

The road to the Bear River Rapids is fraught with danger and excitement. As I wait impatiently for summer to finally arrive, I am reminded of the annual “Fruit Float”...

Posted by Petunia Pap Smear on Mar 20, 2013 in The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear | 0 comments

The tale of save the veils

The road to my room is fraught with danger and excitement. I live in a basement apartment in an aging house. It’s a dark, creaky, spider-infested, spooky place, which...

Posted by Petunia Pap Smear on Feb 23, 2013 in The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear | 0 comments

A tale of the kindness of strangers

The road to Club Try-Angles is fraught with danger and excitement. It was a dark and stormy night. Okay, it wasn’t stormy but it was indeed dark and as cold as if Hell...

Posted by Petunia Pap Smear on Jan 23, 2013 in The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear | 0 comments

The Tale of Gandalf and the Blue Moon

The road to Nevada is fraught with danger and excitement. I was required to make a business trip to the center of nowhere in Nevada on the day of that recent big snow...

Posted by Petunia Pap Smear on Dec 22, 2012 in The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear | 0 comments

The tale of poo-poo pee doo

The road to Los Angeles is fraught with danger and excitement. On Thanksgiving night, after my already circumferential tummy was near bursting from massive quantities...